tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post1352261230507054652..comments2024-03-04T16:13:43.964-05:00Comments on Darwinfish 2: Happy Hour Bluzbluzdudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-44246983775663088192010-10-21T18:23:07.057-04:002010-10-21T18:23:07.057-04:00Cassie,
I noticed you didn’t say “speechless.”
“B...<b>Cassie,</b><br />I noticed you didn’t say “speechless.”<br /><br />“Beer… the cause and solution for all of life’s problems.” ~Homer Simpson!<br /><br /><b>Bagger,</b><br />As I intimated in earlier comments, I could have continued on with other sights around the venue, but I really wanted to just hit {Publish} and get on with watching TV.<br /><br />Plus, after doing the Little Mermaid like that, I thought I’d pretty much taken a couple of solid strides over the line.<br /><br />Hmmm… “<i>doing the Little Mermaid</i>…” Now that’s a filet of fish you don’t get at McDonalds…<br /><br />See how quickly one can sink to the depths?bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-12628250634530377672010-10-21T14:09:10.137-04:002010-10-21T14:09:10.137-04:00See what happens when you drink and blog? You rece...See what happens when you drink and blog? You receive Cease and Desist letters from the Disney Corp., I'm pretty sure.<br /><br />I was waiting for you to get away from the animals and on to (or onto) the princesses. Jasmine, Snow White, Mulan, Aurora, Cinderella, Pocahontas, Ariel, Belle, Tiana... not to mention Tinker Bell. (Yeah, I had to look those up.)<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:DisneyPrincesses.jpg<br /><br />All of them completely messed up because of their Daddy and abandonment issues. Any chance of getting them to Wormy's pole dancing classes? Just askin'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-49713989552727856042010-10-21T13:21:12.409-04:002010-10-21T13:21:12.409-04:00You've yet again left me without words.
Drink...You've yet again left me without words.<br /><br />Drink some beer for me!Cassiehttp://www.whosmydaddy.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-3355851880748473932010-10-20T21:29:38.571-04:002010-10-20T21:29:38.571-04:00I'd try that, Dick, but every time I'd tur...I'd try that, Dick, but every time I'd turn around I'd knock something off of my desk.<br /><br />And NO one would want to see me have to pick it back up.bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-8178032412169026852010-10-20T21:25:28.600-04:002010-10-20T21:25:28.600-04:00Oh, Bluz. You just made poor Walt's frozen he...Oh, Bluz. You just made poor Walt's frozen head spin around inside that icy cryogenic chamber where his brain has been preserved all these years. Right in between Ted Williams and Elvis.<br /><br />And, what is it with your fixation about D. Duck's lack of pants? Jealous? Why don't you be a trendsetter and take 'casual Friday' one step further and institute 'pantsless Friday?'<br /><br />Let us know how that works out for you.......One-Eyed Dickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05903757460769221460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-5006711562620746022010-10-20T18:02:50.306-04:002010-10-20T18:02:50.306-04:00Raven,
I could have gone on, but I just wanted to ...<b>Raven,</b><br />I could have gone on, but I just wanted to get something out and then go watch some TV. It was a long day…<br /><br /><b>Judie,</b><br />I’m surprised that more of them don’t have meltdowns in public. That’s why a place like this for them to unwind is so important.<br /><br />I hear Mickey sneaks into the concession stands at night and snorts the nacho cheese.<br /><br /><b>RPM,</b><br />Maybe it’ll be enough for just to know that shirt is out there.<br /><br /><b>Wormy,</b><br />Yes, we can even offer various packages of debauchery.<br /><br /><b>MBG,</b><br />What a great idea! Actually, Sitcom Kelly’s life is already like a fun house… It’s not much of a stretch to make it into a theme park. There’s Drunkenland, where all the floors and furniture are tilted, and everyone appears to be gorgeous until the lights come on. There’s Date-For-Food-Land, where in order to eat, you have to scare up someone to buy you a meal. Then there’s the Giant Box of Cats.<br /><br />Yeah, there’s some promise in that idea.<br /><br />Yes, you CAN change a play at the line of scrimmage. That’s called an “audible.”<br /><br /><b>Mary Ann,</b><br />I was never a Disney fan growing up. Even as a kid I thought it was all too hokey. I was much more of a Looney Toons man, myself. Bugs rocks! And I didn’t appreciate it at the time, but Foghorn Leghorn had some great lines…<br /><br /><i>“That dogs’s as sharp as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.”<br /><br />"That boy's as strong as an ox... and just about as smart."<br /><br />"Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."</i>bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-71362753277514526812010-10-20T14:56:59.469-04:002010-10-20T14:56:59.469-04:00Do mice have belly buttons??? Wow, at last a meat...Do mice have belly buttons??? Wow, at last a meaty role for Minnie. And I have always wanted to smack those insipid rodents right across their big, stupid ears.<br />Walt Disney turned our entire culture into inane cartoons and convinced us gaudy banality is fun.<br />You have done America a great good civilized service. Down with Donald's Pants!Mary Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07436313849372588111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-86900902228946603852010-10-20T14:25:49.629-04:002010-10-20T14:25:49.629-04:00You and Sitcom Kelly TOTALLY need to start your ow...You and Sitcom Kelly TOTALLY need to start your own theme park.<br /><br />And your readers need to start a legal defense fund for you, but it'll be worth it.<br /><br />P.S. Why can't you change a play at the last second?! That's just good game strategy, is what that is!Mrs. Bachelor Girlhttp://www.bachelorgirl.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-66158084554225483472010-10-20T14:17:58.224-04:002010-10-20T14:17:58.224-04:00Sign me up and book my flight....I'm going to ...Sign me up and book my flight....I'm going to Disney World! This is my kind of vacation.C.C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14873213026148515291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-47456837038572839242010-10-20T12:25:42.422-04:002010-10-20T12:25:42.422-04:00If that t-shirt wouldn't give my daughters nig...If that t-shirt wouldn't give my daughters nightmares, I would buy it right now.red pen mamahttp://albamaria30.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-19220561120846356972010-10-20T10:48:28.887-04:002010-10-20T10:48:28.887-04:00Those big Disney characters scare me! It's got...Those big Disney characters scare me! It's got to be hot in those outfits, and what's to prevent them from running amok with heat stroke and attacking unsuspecting visitors? Think about THAT one! Mickey grabbing some kid with cotton candy! That could prove to be a sticky situation!Judiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02778815502961000469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-62167616061772942292010-10-20T10:17:14.394-04:002010-10-20T10:17:14.394-04:00LMAO. I can just picture that scenario!
Poor Nemo...LMAO. I can just picture that scenario!<br /><br />Poor Nemo.Ravenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03290572009221670011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-26171086593127376852010-10-19T22:25:21.198-04:002010-10-19T22:25:21.198-04:00Jessica,
Even those that frequent the Happiest Pla...Jessica,<br />Even those that frequent the Happiest Place on Earth need to blow off a little steam now and then.bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-50048793596066807842010-10-19T22:23:36.950-04:002010-10-19T22:23:36.950-04:00This cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh. Tho I do...This cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh. Tho I don't think the happiest place on earth would condone such bitter talk, however the bellying up to the bar sounds pretty dang happy to me!Jessica R.http://www.leelafish.comnoreply@blogger.com