tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post2292998405550781691..comments2024-03-24T18:43:18.706-04:00Comments on Darwinfish 2: Eye, the Jury Pt. 2bluzdudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-66778182909980940872011-02-16T14:16:56.555-05:002011-02-16T14:16:56.555-05:00Sally,
I was guessing "Paul Revere" unde...<b>Sally,</b><br />I was guessing "Paul Revere" underwear.<br /><br /><b>Judie,</b><br />Remember, I'm not the Leading Man type (unless they're calling for bowling pin-shaped, goofy-looking bald guys.) Plus, my morphing skills are rusty. I'd rather just write the series.<br /><br />The only one that can pull off the writing "my life and playing the lead" thing is Tina Fey. (Who I am undeniably falling in love with, while watching the Season 2 and 3 DVDs of 30 Rock) In fact, she may have just moved to the top of my "Laminated List."bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-76377174516797714952011-02-16T10:46:36.463-05:002011-02-16T10:46:36.463-05:00Oh! I love your idea! Another t.v. drama! But yo...Oh! I love your idea! Another t.v. drama! But you must play the lead, Bluz!Judiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02778815502961000469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-52768110087447978752011-02-16T03:32:49.591-05:002011-02-16T03:32:49.591-05:00The look on his face says "I'm wearing ni...The look on his face says "I'm wearing ninja stars for underpants. Help."Sally-Salhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17245202222520331383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-90299604901810116062011-02-15T22:39:13.888-05:002011-02-15T22:39:13.888-05:00Judie,
No, they don't make shows about alterna...<b>Judie,</b><br />No, they don't make shows about alternate jurors... UNLESS... It's a show where a guy can shape-shift and can be hired to infiltrate juries and sway the verdict in a particular direction! We'll simply call it, "Alternate Juror." Scott Bakula can star.<br /><br /><b>Mrs. Bachelor Girl,</b><br />I wouldn't have anywhere near the self control to argue a case without going bugshit crazy on someone. That's why I write stuff. Easier to edit.<br /><br />BRW, I'm using the same charms on everyone in the courthouse that I used with hospital personnel. You never know if you'll see them again, so it pays to be nice!bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-68816581279448335712011-02-15T22:20:30.565-05:002011-02-15T22:20:30.565-05:00Have you ever considered law school? Because "...Have you ever considered law school? Because "It’s about fuckin’ time, Your Honor" makes me think you'd be the best attorney EVER.Mrs. Bachelor Girlhttp://www.bachelorgirl.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-53111723090077420542011-02-15T22:02:37.020-05:002011-02-15T22:02:37.020-05:00O.K., so it is not like Judge Alex. Oh, man! Tha...O.K., so it is not like Judge Alex. Oh, man! That guy is such a hunk! But he is not as entertaining as you, I don't think. Oh, wait! You are not a judge. You are just an alternate. Hmm--I may need to re-think that.Judiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02778815502961000469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-13042630362120780682011-02-15T21:52:03.031-05:002011-02-15T21:52:03.031-05:00And THAT is why I want to make sure you're alw...And THAT is why I want to make sure you're always right beside me... so I can hear shit like that.<br /><br />It's a good thing we didn't know each other growing up... we'd have stirred up so much trouble. (I know... there would have had to be some kind of time warp involved... so sue me.)bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-8875077804047736402011-02-15T21:36:52.365-05:002011-02-15T21:36:52.365-05:00I totally did all that stuff. I'd also ask to ...I totally did all that stuff. I'd also ask to approach the bench.Cassiehttp://www.whosmydaddy.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-45190885383260082052011-02-15T21:19:40.395-05:002011-02-15T21:19:40.395-05:00Cassie,
I totally hate being the center of attenti...Cassie,<br />I totally hate being the center of attention. I prefer to sit back and chip in from the wings.<br /><br />Believe it or not, putting the Darwinfish Fry was excruciating for me. I hate being that forward and chasing people down for commitments, just because "I" happen to be in town. It's only because you all are so fabulous, that I went through with it.<br /><br />And I only sat at the middle of the table so that I could have a chance at hearing people at both ends of the table. (Little did I know that I'd only really be able to hear that person on my right.)<br /><br />So yeah, I shun the spotlight. I much prefer to write for those that are comfortable there.<br /><br />Lastly, if I knew a judge IRL, I'd totally do the same thing. Plus stand up every time he came in the room. And refer to his bathroom as "Chambers."bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-59633113889149474902011-02-15T21:08:59.662-05:002011-02-15T21:08:59.662-05:00YOU? Hated being in the middle of everything?!? Re...YOU? Hated being in the middle of everything?!? Really?!? <br /><br />My high school boyfriend's dad was a Judge. I loved to piss him off by answering him with Your Honor after everything. <br /><br />I'm such a jerk.Cassiehttp://www.whosmydaddy.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-87183612769201106142011-02-15T16:33:28.865-05:002011-02-15T16:33:28.865-05:00Momma Fargo,
I sure wish I COULD go, but I'm d...<b>Momma Fargo,</b><br />I sure wish I COULD go, but I'm doomed to be a spectator on this one. Maybe next year...<br /><br /><b>Judie,</b><br />The brain is being entertained. It's like watching a court TV drama; although it's more boring than an actual TV show, it's way more entertaining than a day at work. The brain is making out. It's the butt that's under pressure.<br /><br /><b>Mary Ann,</b><br />Our courtroom is bright, with several windows. There are two or three big portraits on the wall, which are now straight. Turns out, the one we fixed was of Daniel Webster. I had no idea Daniel Webster looked so severe. That's probably because he was writing the dictionary but the stupid colonials thought it was a really boring book about everything. Wait, that's Noah Webster... Eh; they all look alike.<br /><br />Our judge seems to be quite nice. Sometimes when considering an objections, he's like "Ehhhh, over-ruled," like he's flipping a coin in his head. He's not brusque at all, nor have there been any visits to the Chambers.<br /><br /><b>Kernut,</b><br />Yep, picture fixed, although one of the other jurors said today that it was still crooked a bit. I think she's sitting cockeyed.<br /><br />The other funny thing is in this portrait, it's like he's looking off to the side... and right at ME in my new seat. Like it's going, <i>"Alternate 3? That's the best you can do? Putz!"</i>bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-57441106352319846732011-02-15T14:19:12.733-05:002011-02-15T14:19:12.733-05:00I love it that someone straightened the picture! T...I love it that someone straightened the picture! That would have totally bugged me, too! So would sitting right by the witness box, criminals walking by and all.Kernut the Blondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12574615742310337050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-36136449415677254932011-02-15T11:11:05.693-05:002011-02-15T11:11:05.693-05:00Is the courtroom as dark as the ones on tv? Do th...Is the courtroom as dark as the ones on tv? Do they have those dumb little dim lights all around as if it's always night time? Or in a funeral home?<br />A nice big picture of Alfed E. Neumann, the MAD icon, would be a welcome change of decor.<br />Do judges really always say brusquely, "In my chambers". Or just, "Chambers", as if everybody already knows what that means. Do they have more than one chamber?<br />Isn't Law fascinating.Mary Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07436313849372588111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-79981868846524080662011-02-15T09:35:05.096-05:002011-02-15T09:35:05.096-05:00How come you brain is doing all the work but your ...How come you brain is doing all the work but your butt is getting the stipend? That seems a little unfair to me. I object!!Judiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02778815502961000469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-81582978884859124512011-02-15T00:51:24.400-05:002011-02-15T00:51:24.400-05:00ah...the jury. Such an important job. You go! And ...ah...the jury. Such an important job. You go! And great job on you guys straightening up the colonial dude.Momma Fargohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17625178164224513103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-58727785118218191212011-02-14T18:25:59.322-05:002011-02-14T18:25:59.322-05:00It's a good possibility they weren't, Sal....It's a good possibility they weren't, Sal. No air conditioning back then. Gotta air out the old "Southern Hemisphere" when the chance arises.bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-50294278177624900412011-02-14T17:41:09.101-05:002011-02-14T17:41:09.101-05:00I don't like those pictures like that, because...I don't like those pictures like that, because I imagine that he's not wearing any pants.Sally-Salhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17245202222520331383noreply@blogger.com