tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post7864282073518703748..comments2024-03-24T18:43:18.706-04:00Comments on Darwinfish 2: Odd Bits - The Naughty Man Editionbluzdudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-42669645863288381802011-10-04T18:53:50.287-04:002011-10-04T18:53:50.287-04:00Mrs. Bachelor Girl,
I don't think anyone will ...Mrs. Bachelor Girl,<br />I don't think anyone will streak ever again, now that they've invented tasers. No one wants Fried Willie.bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-79760386121363545972011-10-04T18:44:39.906-04:002011-10-04T18:44:39.906-04:00If you're gonna run out on the field, then for...If you're gonna run out on the field, then for God's sake, at least streak. Don't be lame.Mrs. Bachelor Girlhttp://www.mrsbachelorgirl.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-81387799744937109582011-09-30T18:15:31.594-04:002011-09-30T18:15:31.594-04:00Red Pen Mama,
I’d say it happens most frequently i...<b>Red Pen Mama,</b><br />I’d say it happens most frequently in baseball, because it’s unlikely that the trespasser will get hit. In football, you take your life in your hands because there are big dudes lurking out there that will hurt you.<br /><br />Case in point, the Naughty Man himself. He became one of my all time favorite players one day, before he was even a starter, when some drunk Browns fan ran out onto the field. Harrison came up behind him, picked him up and body-slammed him to the ground, then held him there until security showed up. It was a beautiful thing. I’m sure you’ve seen the pictures, or YouTube video. I loved it.<br /><br />Why people do it? I have no idea at all. I see practically zero up-side. You get no TV time, you DO get time in jail and there is a distinct possibility of getting busted upside the head, thrown on your ass or tased. It’s pointless.<br /><br />In hockey, it’s pretty unheard of… not only is it tough to get over the glass and onto the ice, the rough guys out there carry big sticks, can get around easily on the ice and are well versed in fighting. Spectators… not so much.<br /><br />The big question is why it doesn’t happen in golf? You’d think there would be people all over the course because it’s not like there’s walls there… <br /><br />I would like to see a commercial about it… maybe Nike could make it…<br /><br />Some drunk runs out on the fairway and starts dancing around. A pro up by the tee box, maybe someone like John Daly, says, “<i>I got this,</i>” and blasts a drive that smokes the drunk right in the melon. Just do it!bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-49049889017803542912011-09-30T12:42:36.551-04:002011-09-30T12:42:36.551-04:00Why do people -- guys, probably drunk -- run acros...Why do people -- guys, probably drunk -- run across baseball fields? I don't get that? Does that happen in other sports? Football? GOLF??red pen mamahttp://redpenmamapgh.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-40903557847075895972011-09-29T21:12:54.074-04:002011-09-29T21:12:54.074-04:00Cassie,
Well, I knew YOU would get the Malkin line...Cassie,<br />Well, I knew YOU would get the Malkin line... <br /><br />You know, it only dawned on me as I was writing this post that I could have asked you to find me a white kid-size jersey... but still, there wouldn't have been enough time between the point that I thought of what to get Sammy, and his birthday. And I certainly wouldn't have wanted to make you feel like you had to rush out on an errand on my behalf. And I was seriously surprised that the small jersey wasn't readily available online.bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-4991860822775769482011-09-29T21:03:55.089-04:002011-09-29T21:03:55.089-04:00"How's that taste?"
"It has big..."How's that taste?"<br />"It has big taste."<br /><br />FYI, that's Geno talking to me about my AWESOME baking. <br /><br />For those who don't have the slightest idea: <br /><br />http://www.hockeyvideohighlights.com/evgeni-malkin/evgeni-malkin-of-the-pittsburgh-penguins-has-big-taste-video_4d48a6a4a.html<br /><br />I want you to write an entire post as if you're Malkin. That would be fantastic.<br /><br />Oh, and if you ever need me to pick up some of the local culture, you know how to find me :)Cassiehttp://www.whosmydaddy.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.com