tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post9193394453308489153..comments2024-03-24T18:43:18.706-04:00Comments on Darwinfish 2: Bluz Sings the Bluesbluzdudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-59352566206034202972013-10-07T18:25:55.465-04:002013-10-07T18:25:55.465-04:00It’s a deal! Now we just need a guitarist… Wouldn...It’s a deal! Now we just need a guitarist… Wouldn’t be right, just having some guy with a mic going, <i>“Da da n da dat…”</i>bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-45600549765968969432013-10-07T09:35:48.415-04:002013-10-07T09:35:48.415-04:00What a great song! You got it goin' ON!
My oth...What a great song! You got it goin' ON!<br />My other half is a harp player and he looovvves the blues. If you ever take your show on the road, he can be your sidekick.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14338842363838097079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-88553722583667227052013-10-03T18:05:28.286-04:002013-10-03T18:05:28.286-04:00Oh, come on… that was one line! (OK, it was the b...Oh, come on… that was one line! (OK, it was the best one… point taken.)<br /><br />So how about you write the Ninja Snap Blues? Should be easy, because rhymes in a blues song are very forgiving… You could rhyme “cellphone” with “elbow” and pull it off… <br />bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-50894596286902304332013-10-03T09:20:16.155-04:002013-10-03T09:20:16.155-04:00OK. Lil Mama Kumquat Howzat! Or Kiwi Mama Jelly ...OK. Lil Mama Kumquat Howzat! Or Kiwi Mama Jelly Jar Or Lil Kiwi PeePants<br />O BOY! There goes my day. Mary Annnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-53705763664556142792013-10-03T08:58:43.924-04:002013-10-03T08:58:43.924-04:00It's very . . . bluesy?
Yeah, I don't kno...It's very . . . bluesy?<br /><br />Yeah, I don't know. You're probably gonna need to get feedback from some of your menfolk. I'm a girl, so a song about needing to poop doesn't really inspire me, ya know? Sorry Bluzy Blues.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-89813319463069674932013-10-02T19:56:02.456-04:002013-10-02T19:56:02.456-04:00Female blues singers tend to go "big mama.&qu...Female blues singers tend to go "big mama." You should be Lil' Mama...bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-20001957042424642392013-10-02T19:41:08.087-04:002013-10-02T19:41:08.087-04:00Great Blues. You are so on to the genre. Love Go...Great Blues. You are so on to the genre. Love Good Blues but have always been funky folk: 'I was stand'in in the street/when a very ugly man/ came up n' tied his horse t' me...' d'dang, dang...' Big Mama Honeydo<br />Mary Annnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-69313068334715519852013-10-02T17:47:35.485-04:002013-10-02T17:47:35.485-04:00Misty Berry sounds like a new flavor of Mountain D...Misty Berry sounds like a new flavor of Mountain Dew.<br /><br />You could always consider Misty Berry Buchanan… I don’t know anything about his policies, but I know James Buchanan was a bachelor. So that means he probably didn’t dress himself very well. That’s a pretty “blues” characteristic.<br /><br />So how about some comments about the SONG, huh? Man, this is enough to give me the blues again… The No One Like My Blues Song Blues.<br />bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-27365313549519676092013-10-02T17:47:00.962-04:002013-10-02T17:47:00.962-04:00Fungus Figgy FillmoreFungus Figgy Fillmorebluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-88429963661335939892013-10-02T17:46:00.900-04:002013-10-02T17:46:00.900-04:00Both, at least until we have a President Chitlin. ...Both, at least until we have a President Chitlin. Although the Tea Party might say we have one now.<br />bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-86746991027548365372013-10-02T10:01:18.180-04:002013-10-02T10:01:18.180-04:00I would like to propose: Misty Berry Bush*
Got a...I would like to propose: Misty Berry Bush*<br /><br />Got a nice ring, yes?<br /><br />* Please note that this is in no way an endorsement of either of my namesakes' previous terms of office. It just worked with the rest is all. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-23360957017521406822013-10-02T09:37:38.737-04:002013-10-02T09:37:38.737-04:00Consider: Fever Fig Nixon; Bunion Apple Eisenhowe...Consider: Fever Fig Nixon; Bunion Apple Eisenhower; Turftoe Tomato Truman; Gout Grape Garfield; Colic Cantaloupe Clinton...<br />Please stop me in Too Much Time on My Hands retirement mode.Mary Annnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-23134668853634442142013-10-02T08:29:21.188-04:002013-10-02T08:29:21.188-04:00OOOps. You are correct. But what about Blind Mel...OOOps. You are correct. But what about Blind Mellon Chitlin? Poetic license or comedy prerogative?Mary Annnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-56140759469698973422013-10-01T19:58:01.593-04:002013-10-01T19:58:01.593-04:00I'm just following the rules... A malady, a fr...I'm just following the rules... A malady, a fruit, and a a president, that's a blues name. bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-54748667658524920722013-10-01T19:49:22.460-04:002013-10-01T19:49:22.460-04:00"Jackleg Cranberry Coolidge" That's..."Jackleg Cranberry Coolidge" That's a goddamn essay! You have GOT to be kidding. Cut that down to Cran Coo or Leg Berry. Then you got a blues name.Mary Annnoreply@blogger.com