tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post5700666898608105231..comments2024-03-24T18:43:18.706-04:00Comments on Darwinfish 2: Vanity Farebluzdudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-81465813966447324982011-04-24T12:18:30.220-04:002011-04-24T12:18:30.220-04:00Jayne - That's awesome!
Bluz - BACNHLTH is ju...Jayne - That's awesome!<br /><br />Bluz - BACNHLTH is just about the coolest idea ever. :)Cristyhttp://tomncristy.livejournal.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-51739827738074038872011-04-23T10:05:39.024-04:002011-04-23T10:05:39.024-04:00Jayne,
CHEEZEHEALTH would make an excellent vanity...Jayne,<br />CHEEZEHEALTH would make an excellent vanity plate idea... parked right beside BACNHLTH.<br /><br />Also, maybe when people saw CHZHLTH, they just thought you were Hungarian.bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-8708578773007917902011-04-22T21:36:07.646-04:002011-04-22T21:36:07.646-04:00I was in the vitamin supplement business for a whi...I was in the vitamin supplement business for a while and I got a plate that said "CHZHLTH" which was intended to mean Choose Health. Unfortunately, everyone thought it said Cheese Health and wondered if I was concerned over the health of cheese or if eating cheese made you healthy. FAIL.injaynesworldhttp://injaynesworld.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-9089298038405370332011-04-21T21:58:12.187-04:002011-04-21T21:58:12.187-04:00I paid 66 (get it?) for my Lemieux plates. And it&...I paid 66 (get it?) for my Lemieux plates. And it's flat. Never a year.Cassiehttp://www.whosmydaddy.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-13303551023755691212011-04-21T19:25:53.405-04:002011-04-21T19:25:53.405-04:00Cristy,
Love the del Sol idea. My parents still d...<b>Cristy,</b><br />Love the del Sol idea. My parents still drive their little white del Sol. No snappy plates though, but I might suggest GEEZENS.<br /><br />I could always try BLUZDOOD... but never DUD<br /><br /><b>RPM,</b><br />That's why that plate was on Failblog. Anyone with even a mild knowledge of porno terminology would think they meant "something else."bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-28766121675327018152011-04-21T15:52:39.855-04:002011-04-21T15:52:39.855-04:00Oh dear baby jane. JAZZ lover. I thought they mean...Oh dear baby jane. JAZZ lover. I thought they meant, er, something else. <br /><br />Fine, I have a dirty mind. sue me.red pen mamahttp://albamaria30.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-25120063079223555042011-04-21T08:29:19.506-04:002011-04-21T08:29:19.506-04:00I feel like such a dweeb. I took me a long time t...I feel like such a dweeb. I took me a long time to figure out your aunt and uncle's. :P<br /><br />A car I've wanted for a long time exists and works (ok, the owner works) at a dealership down the road from us, and I love it. I call it a frog - it's a bright green (not the lime green) Honda Civic del Sol (<a href="http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cache.pakwheels.com/forums/2007/11/13/702%255B1%255D_A6L_PakWheels(com).jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.pakwheels.com/forums/wheels-fan-clubs/22546-honda-civic-fan-club-17&usg=__VqI5wYjLvD0lPD8aGGGylQ_LTHk=&h=480&w=640&sz=61&hl=en&start=0&sig2=G7DyRbdzrs5tNnl5P17gdA&zoom=1&tbnid=dkjx6IMzQg9HnM:&tbnh=126&tbnw=155&ei=7SGwTYqCIoq3tgeq__TfCw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dhonda%2Bcivic%2Bdel%2Bsol%2Bgreen%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1G1GGLQ_ENUS293%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D653%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=443&vpy=192&dur=2682&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=180&ty=147&page=1&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0" rel="nofollow">here's one</a>), with a lic plate that reads "INMYSOL." :) Tom said if we got one for me at some point (I know they're old, but I like them anyway, dammit), he'd put "IVGTSOL" on there. :)<br /><br />I love the bacon one! You may get lucky - there may not be that particular combo of bluzdude. Just don't leave off the "e." :)Cristyhttp://tomncristy.livejournal.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-50367857312819622052011-04-20T23:31:50.408-04:002011-04-20T23:31:50.408-04:00Beer,
If I were going to steal an idea, it couldn&...<b>Beer,</b><br />If I were going to steal an idea, it couldn't be one that was so famous... I'd have to at least maintain the illusion that I thought of it...<br /><br /><b>DG,</b><br />The only way I can remember my plate numbers is to devise a mnemonic device to remember, usually involving football jersey numbers.bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-71337542282277378392011-04-20T20:56:13.833-04:002011-04-20T20:56:13.833-04:00I'm not nearly witty enough for a vanity plate...I'm not nearly witty enough for a vanity plate. Although maybe it would help me remember my plate number. I hate when I have to fill out some form and I look like the dumb car chick because I have no freaking clue.... I know it's on the back of my car somewhere....DGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-44225011201454111952011-04-20T20:54:27.181-04:002011-04-20T20:54:27.181-04:00How about an ode to Seinfeld and the proctologist&...How about an ode to Seinfeld and the proctologist's personalized license plate?<br /><br />ASSMANA Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-87929340998059720232011-04-20T16:08:20.922-04:002011-04-20T16:08:20.922-04:00Gina,
I remember being in a place and not believin...Gina,<br />I remember being in a place and not believing how many vanity plates I saw... I just can't remember where that was. Getting old sucks. Maybe it was Virginia... I mean, I'm right by there...bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-62636104204816999492011-04-20T16:05:30.098-04:002011-04-20T16:05:30.098-04:00Of all the states I have been in, I have never see...Of all the states I have been in, I have never seen more vanity plates than I see in Virginia. I always wonder why - are they cheaper there or something?Ginahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00684328990767140199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-58877643823091238982011-04-20T15:36:14.758-04:002011-04-20T15:36:14.758-04:00Nikki,
I love the bacon one... just wish I'da ...<b>Nikki,</b><br />I love the bacon one... just wish I'da thought of it first. Maybe I can do something like LRVBACN. Wait, "love-bacon" isn't a euphemism for peen, is it? Like "check out my spice love-bacon!" <br /><br />Nah, I didn't think so. But it should be.<br /><br /><b>Cher,</b><br />How about DFISHROX?<br /><br /><b>Cassie,</b><br />I believe you. My little tiny Honda CRX had plenty of room for me. Some cars are only small on the outside.<br /><br />I bet you had about 4" of clearance with those cooks in the car. You could'a gotten stuck in a pothole.bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-15630485058800410662011-04-20T15:00:50.921-04:002011-04-20T15:00:50.921-04:00Oh you'd fit. I had 4 of the tallest, fattest ...Oh you'd fit. I had 4 of the tallest, fattest cooks from my old job at Friday's all pile into my ride. It was hilarious, and my suspension was never the same after that, but worth it.Cassiehttp://www.whosmydaddy.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-54617504815223260252011-04-20T14:42:18.367-04:002011-04-20T14:42:18.367-04:00These plates were hysterical! I think if anyone sh...These plates were hysterical! I think if anyone should have one, you should because of your wicked funny sense of humor. What about IRDBLUZ<br />Or BLUZ-DUDE C'mon...it's perfect for you!Cher Duncombehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00070334939399949702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-47918053958582774602011-04-20T13:04:08.245-04:002011-04-20T13:04:08.245-04:00Go with what Kramer had ASSMAN! Make it worth you...Go with what Kramer had ASSMAN! Make it worth your investment and choose a witty one that all will understand. Just have fun with it and you have my vote on snagging the MMMBACON<br /><br /><a href="http://mycyberhouserules.com/" rel="nofollow">ツ my cyber house rules dot com</a>Marie Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02349867233197745366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-7316950030306630972011-04-20T10:24:58.653-04:002011-04-20T10:24:58.653-04:00Judie,
I could live with a flat fee of $50, but pe...Judie,<br />I could live with a flat fee of $50, but per year? No thanks. $50 a year can buy a lot of beer.<br /><br />As for your bumper sticker, what do you expect, ya temptress? Look at the Hot Arizona Auntie firing up the seniors...bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-32010744778408568842011-04-20T00:17:00.089-04:002011-04-20T00:17:00.089-04:00$50 is way too much for a vanity plate! Now, I DO ...$50 is way too much for a vanity plate! Now, I DO have a bumper sticker that says, "Kiss an Artist Today." I was filling up at a gas pump and an old guy got out of his car and asked if he could kiss me. I glanced over at his wife who was in the car, and she said, "It's o.k.! He's harmless!"Judiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02778815502961000469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-80889007785824315062011-04-19T23:01:42.188-04:002011-04-19T23:01:42.188-04:00Cassie,
Your husband must be a saint. I would hav...Cassie,<br />Your husband must be a saint. I would have major issues driving a CASSILU plate around.<br /><br />I would, however, like to drive a Mini Cooper one day. If I would even fit in one...bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-29359033457921042492011-04-19T22:58:56.021-04:002011-04-19T22:58:56.021-04:00@BG, I almost wet myself. That's funny.
I ha...@BG, I almost wet myself. That's funny.<br /> <br />I had a vanity plate. I got it originally for my Mini Cooper that I no longer have because I decided to have kids. (Not that I'm bitter. I'd chose the kids over the car...I just...well, I loved that car.) It said CASSILU. Now it's on Matt's car. He hates driving the "CASSILU-mobile" as he puts it, so I got him a Mario Lemieux Foundation plate, like the one we have on the Volvo. Now we're just waiting for the delinquents in the State Pen to punch it out and send it our way. <br /> <br />Personally, having him drive the CASSILU-mobile makes me feel like I own him. Because I totally do.Cassiehttp://whosmydaddy.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-23837966832605086812011-04-19T22:52:59.940-04:002011-04-19T22:52:59.940-04:00Bluz Sister (Anon),
I was trying to use a variatio...Bluz Sister (Anon),<br />I was trying to use a variation, while not spoiling the meaning, so to keep your actual plate under wraps. But now that you've outed your innie...bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-21397251408241541422011-04-19T22:42:18.291-04:002011-04-19T22:42:18.291-04:00Trash,
That would leave me SEVERELY pissed off, to...<b>Trash,</b><br />That would leave me SEVERELY pissed off, to have my plates stolen, even if it's only because that means I have to go back to the MVA.<br /><br /><b>Lilo,</b><br />I guess Neil doesn't do "inconspicuous," does he? All the better for your brother then... Maybe your brother can get one that says IAMTOO<br /><br /><b>Mrs Bachelor Girl,</b><br />You totally should. They make great maternity tops, especially the older ones. (The new ones are cut slimmer.) It would be great lounging attire.bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-40548876778377484362011-04-19T21:42:41.690-04:002011-04-19T21:42:41.690-04:00When Dr. Brandi got a new car after she graduated ...When Dr. Brandi got a new car after she graduated from medical school and began her psychiatry residency, she got a vanity plate that read "PSYMD."<br /><br />Until her husband and I informed her that it was MUCH more likely that people that she was a gynecologist.Mrs. Bachelor Girlhttp://www.bachelorgirl.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-39224785370726712402011-04-19T20:52:16.750-04:002011-04-19T20:52:16.750-04:00No, not many people in NYC have vanity plates. But...No, not many people in NYC have vanity plates. But we saw one, and it was hilarious.<br /><br />My brother has interesting musical tastes--he loves European electronica that sounds really harsh, like robots killing other robots. And 80s New Wave. And bluegrass, hard-core twangy stuff. And Neil Diamond, who he literally first listened to in the womb, as Mom played him throughout her pregnancy.<br /><br />A couple years ago in NYC, we were in a cab behind a town car with super-dark windows. The car had this license plate: "IAMISAID". We sounded it out, and realized...hey, wasn't "I Am, I Said" Neil Diamond's autobiographical song? And he's from New York, and those windows on that car are *really* dark like they're hiding someone, and...<br /><br />"It's Neil Freakin' Diamond!" Wow, my brother was excited. He kept trying to get a glimpse of the man himself; it was a relief when we lost the town car and had to get out of the cab. We did lots of things that day, but seeing what had to be Neil Freakin' Diamond's, or his biggest, richest fan's, car was the highlight of his day.CrackerLilohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18176388186521154104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-73202057504264164252011-04-19T20:50:11.839-04:002011-04-19T20:50:11.839-04:00I don't know if I would waste the money to get...I don't know if I would waste the money to get one because they get stolen here so much.<br /><br />And on another note I just saw the 2011 NFL Schedule (if there is a season) and noticed that our boys come to Houston on October 4th. And you best believe I will be there in my #43 jersey with a huge black curly haired wig on.Oilfield Trashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00527580828815598952noreply@blogger.com