tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post8219316419427800285..comments2024-03-04T16:13:43.964-05:00Comments on Darwinfish 2: From the In-Boxbluzdudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-75512930569825555742010-12-10T20:12:50.870-05:002010-12-10T20:12:50.870-05:00Judie,
You need to do an instructional video. We&...Judie,<br />You need to do an instructional video. We're all awaiting your sage, Southwestern wisdom. But feel free to come up and demonstrate, if you wish! I have 3-4 balled up sheets in need of folding.bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-56235323996650428272010-12-10T19:21:45.825-05:002010-12-10T19:21:45.825-05:00OMG! I cannot believe that I am the only person t...OMG! I cannot believe that I am the only person to know how to fold fitted sheets!! Am I going to have to come up there and show you? It isn't rocket science!Judiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02778815502961000469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-49655594804080229332010-12-10T11:21:38.608-05:002010-12-10T11:21:38.608-05:00DG,
Good point... otherwise, when their children a...DG,<br />Good point... otherwise, when their children are born, they'll come out all crooked.bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-4613991856533260702010-12-10T11:18:22.671-05:002010-12-10T11:18:22.671-05:00#23 - the kids still wear them!!! At least while ...#23 - the kids still wear them!!! At least while their mothers are still in charge. I want grandchildren some day, dammit. :-)DGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-5882857265198045382010-12-10T09:54:33.503-05:002010-12-10T09:54:33.503-05:00Cher,
Wow, I was sure you'd have been a sheet-...Cher,<br />Wow, I was sure you'd have been a sheet-folder from way back. My mom can do it... I should have taken notes when I still lived with them.<br /><br />I've never had good handwriting, and it all goes back to moving around a lot as a kid. When we moved from Pittsburgh to Chicago, when I was in 2nd grade, we were still printing. But my new school in Chicago was already well into cursive so I just kinda got thrown in. I never had much of the rote practice it takes to drill it in. By 10th grade, I took a course called "briefhand", which was an organized way of omitting letters when taking notes. I started printing then and never stopped.bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-78181260390855841802010-12-10T01:00:41.429-05:002010-12-10T01:00:41.429-05:00Bluz, I'm totally with you on folding fitted s...Bluz, I'm totally with you on folding fitted sheets. Truly, I thought I was the only one who couldn't make the linen closet look neatly stacked. I have tried every which way and now I'm convinced there isn't any. So...they get tucked behind the nicely squared, folded sheets. Also with you on cursive writing. I half print, half write so it's my own combination and I like it just fine!Cher Duncombehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00070334939399949702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-87451556423996175392010-12-09T18:28:59.283-05:002010-12-09T18:28:59.283-05:00Kernut,
Glad I could provide something new!
I hav...<b>Kernut,</b><br />Glad I could provide something new!<br /><br />I have to admit that sometimes we take for granted the life improvements we now have. Flawed as it is, I would have LOVED to have been able to use Google Maps back in the 80’s. Getting accurate directions from people had always been a problem. Then when you show up an hour late, the person that gave you the directions says, “Oh, I meant go <i>left!</i> Going right takes you straight to the ghetto!”<br /><br /><b>Jessica,</b><br />As I recall, the nuns look down on pretty much everyone. <br /><br />I opt for there being a slight chance of someone being able to read my print-scrawl, as opposed to “no chance” of anyone reading my cursive. Plus, it would take me an eternity to write anything, because, and I’m not exaggerating, I do not remember how to do it. I’d have to consult an example page.<br /><br /><b>Cristy,</b><br />I agree… I think the first time I saw this it also said DVD. The saving grace with Blu-Ray is that it will still play your old DVDs.<br /><br />I don’t remember where I found that Error Message pic… I’ve had it in The Vault for a while.<br /><br /><b>Judie,</b><br />“Organic call screening.” I love it!<br /><br /><b>Bagger,</b><br />1. I did a post on Carradine’s death, back when no one was reading me. But one of my points was that it would have made a good Very Special Edition of Ghost Whisperer. The ghost of Carradine visits and says, “Say, I have a bit of an emergency here… I’m hanging in a closet over at the Marriott with no clothes on and a used Kleenex at my ? Could you get down there and cover my ass up before housecleaning gets there? That is, if there’s room enough in the closet for my rigor mortised boner and your enormous eyelashes.<br /><br />6. Perhaps it’s also indicative of a procrastinator.<br /><br />12. I NEVER submit the error report. It just ties up my computer longer.<br /><br />13. I think sticks and pucks have a higher likelihood of ringing your bells than a football. Unless you’re a member of the Guards’ Team in The Longest Yard.bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-33555095735015076982010-12-09T17:02:34.557-05:002010-12-09T17:02:34.557-05:00Lots of thoughts on this one:
1. Keith Carradine ...Lots of thoughts on this one:<br /><br />1. Keith Carradine needed such a friend to take him out of the noose and put him in bed.<br /><br />6. I don't know where, but I once heard that if your writing uses both cursive and print letters, you are a serial killer. That's me, I guess. I just haven't started yet.<br /><br />10. Evidence: I'm doing this at work.<br /><br />11. The day after I buy a Blue Ray, the next big technology will come out.<br /><br />12. When your browser freezes, does anyone actaully submit the report?<br /><br />15. Many kisses begin with roofies, too.<br /><br />17. Am I eating because I'm bored, or am I bored because there's nothing interesting to eat?<br /><br />23. Actually, not only do NFL players not wear cups, they don't even wear jock straps anymore. Either do the kids, I guess. Jock strap technology is fading away to the land of typewriters and Instamatic film.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-63256619761074556202010-12-09T15:56:59.032-05:002010-12-09T15:56:59.032-05:00#13 is my favorite! When my phone rings, I always...#13 is my favorite! When my phone rings, I always answer "Bueno!" If it is a Republican, they hang up, ditto the people looking for a donation, and if it is a Democrat, they always laugh and say, "you had me there for a minute!" Works for me!!Judiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02778815502961000469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-45483731588150259672010-12-09T15:35:16.119-05:002010-12-09T15:35:16.119-05:00I love that error message! Awesome. I'm even...I love that error message! Awesome. I'm even more paranoid - I think maybe I saved it in the random folder it goes to automatically and cancel out of the msg and do a Save As... even though I've made no changes. *sigh*<br /><br />These are great. I think when I got it, it said "DVD" instead of "Blue Ray" - that's darn hilarious!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-77541303244283259772010-12-09T13:53:36.879-05:002010-12-09T13:53:36.879-05:00I work with a nun who looks down on people who &qu...I work with a nun who looks down on people who "print" instead of write cursive. I think she needs to get with the times!!Jessica R.http://www.leelafish.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-63866868133607982982010-12-09T11:41:13.412-05:002010-12-09T11:41:13.412-05:00I haven't seen these before!! I have to agree ...I haven't seen these before!! I have to agree with #4 - totally in need of a sarcasm font. #7 On my Droid, Google keeps giving me street/exit NUMBERS rather than the street NAME. This doesn't help at all since the signs only have the name. I miss Verizon Navigator. #15 is f'n priceless - and no doubt true.Kernut the Blondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12574615742310337050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-34284794969286669182010-12-08T22:59:03.883-05:002010-12-08T22:59:03.883-05:00Miss Nikki,
I'm convinced that fitted sheets a...Miss Nikki,<br />I'm convinced that fitted sheets are a plot by women designed to make men feel incompetent at household chores. Which is yet another reason why we don't do them.bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-28173912008330438412010-12-08T22:41:04.521-05:002010-12-08T22:41:04.521-05:00Oh and I agree: getting old SUCKS!Oh and I agree: getting old SUCKS!Marie Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02349867233197745366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-58778647419174545482010-12-08T22:40:48.032-05:002010-12-08T22:40:48.032-05:00Love this!
You know... I'm the only person I...Love this! <br /><br />You know... I'm the only person I know who can actually fold a fitted sheet better than Martha Stewart? Yeah, I actually picture myself in a televised broadcast of a folding competition, and of course I bring home the trophy!<br /><br />Fun read!Marie Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02349867233197745366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-45416762713076545162010-12-08T20:48:40.548-05:002010-12-08T20:48:40.548-05:00Cassie,
So then you can't go wrong either way!...Cassie,<br />So then you can't go wrong either way!bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-24474162313935755602010-12-08T20:42:44.171-05:002010-12-08T20:42:44.171-05:00I'm not sure...I don't know if I should tu...I'm not sure...I don't know if I should turn left or right out of my driveway sometimes. I mean I DO live in a cul de sac, yanno. The opportunity is endless...Cassiehttp://www.whosmydaddy.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-5032703007495105392010-12-08T19:33:07.345-05:002010-12-08T19:33:07.345-05:00Mrs. Bachelor Girl,
That's like tossing an old...Mrs. Bachelor Girl,<br />That's like tossing an old tire into the monkey pit. Do it!bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-329507352453931374.post-85278451123961458112010-12-08T19:05:50.191-05:002010-12-08T19:05:50.191-05:00HA! This meme is great, but it's even better w...HA! This meme is great, but it's even better with Bluz commentary.<br /><br />I'm just going to start forwarding all my emails to you.Mrs. Bachelor Girlhttp://www.bachelorgirl.netnoreply@blogger.com