My uncle reposted this video on his Facebook status and it totally made my day. If you ever wondered how Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction would be as a youth hockey coach, click the video below. I'll be rewatching this for the next 3 hours until the Penguins game comes on tonight.
Warning: Definitely unsafe for work or small to medium-sized children, unless you have earphones.
My Daily Constitutional
I'm a bit backed up in running the editorial cartoons I cherry-pick from First Door on the Left, so I'm dropping a couple here that are thematically linked.
CB, it's about two entirely unrelated topics... a funny video about "what if a vulgar, fictional character coached youth hockey," and a couple of political cartoons.
DG, After tonight's Pens loss, I almost agree with you. But it's still the most exciting sport you can watch.
I need to re-up the anti anxiety meds. And the Malkin sweater, yeah, it's gonna be ripe come Jan, let alone June. Being born a football fan, learning how to be a hockey fan is a bit traumatic...
DG, You do realize that you're allowed to wash the sweater. Mojo is what you believe it is. If you don't believe that washing makes a difference, it doesn't.
Personally, I choose not to be stinky, so I wash my jerseys when I need to.
Put a habit on this hockey coach and he'd be a dead ringer for my sixth grade teacher. She didn't have a beard though. Then again, maybe she did under all that headgear.
dear god, what the hell was this post about Bluz????
ReplyDeleteAppropos of nothing: I HATE hockey.
ReplyDeleteCB, it's about two entirely unrelated topics... a funny video about "what if a vulgar, fictional character coached youth hockey," and a couple of political cartoons.
ReplyDeleteDG,
After tonight's Pens loss, I almost agree with you. But it's still the most exciting sport you can watch.
I need to re-up the anti anxiety meds. And the Malkin sweater, yeah, it's gonna be ripe come Jan, let alone June. Being born a football fan, learning how to be a hockey fan is a bit traumatic...
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteYou do realize that you're allowed to wash the sweater. Mojo is what you believe it is. If you don't believe that washing makes a difference, it doesn't.
Personally, I choose not to be stinky, so I wash my jerseys when I need to.
Put a habit on this hockey coach and he'd be a dead ringer for my sixth grade teacher. She didn't have a beard though. Then again, maybe she did under all that headgear.
ReplyDeleteDid she have a wallet that said "Bad M-er F-er?"
ReplyDeleteI just want to know why hockey season lasts so long? No doubt the Pens are still great (even with a loss) but geez Louise, they seem to play all year!
ReplyDeleteGreat cartoons. :)
Long?? We're just 2 games into the season!
ReplyDeleteWe're just getting warmed up!
You know, as completely disjointed and "wth?" as this post is, I LOVE IT! Just what I needed to see today.
ReplyDeleteYou know... some jacked up whateverthehell you wanna call it. EXACTLY what I needed.
ReplyDeleteMiley,
ReplyDeleteIt's just another one of my Seinfeldian "posts about nothing."
Next thing you know, I'll be seeing a post about man hands.
ReplyDelete"...small to medium-sized children."
ReplyDeleteYou're the best, Bluz. Just the best.
Large children should be totally fine with it. And I should know because I AM one, after all.
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