I’m still fighting the cold, but fighting it while going to work now. So by the time I get home, I’m not much up for tackling a big topic. But I haven’t posted since Sunday and that’s like a month ago in Blog-Time, so to fulfill my “Blogual duties”, I thought I’d mine my “Homeless Thoughts” document for some quick material.
That’s what I call the document that I use to store some of the weird little ideas that float through my head, so I can use them for times like this.
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A while back, I saw that in a Middle Eastern country, the government fired tear gas into a crowd of funeral mourners. I wonder how they knew if the tear gas even worked.
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If you feel too old to remember your high school Spanish, would that be considered a “señor” moment?
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Wouldn’t it be cool if one could throw in a couple of shout-outs into a work memo, the way athletes do when they get interviewed on TV?
From: Operations
Subject: Plan Requirements
First let me say hi to Mom and Dad, who taught me how to write, and a big ‘hey’ to Sassy up on the Bay… Never give up, babeeee…
It is time to begin the annual Plan Certification process for 2010. As part of this process…
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Lastly, I just discovered an update to the Bud Lite Swear Jar commercial I posted on Saturday. It’s not quite the same belly laugh as I got from the swear jar, but still funny. (and if you never played the Swear Jar video, scroll down and do it!) Presenting: the Bud Lite Clothing Drive!
Plee-aaasse Drink Res-Pon- Sib- BLAAAAY
ReplyDeleteOK. Seriously. If all posts were this freaking hilarious I'd pee my pants!
ReplyDelete(OK, so I'd pee my pants more often than I do now. I'm sorry, but sometimes those sneezes catch me off gaurd, and dammit, I've had two kids. The 'ol bladder isn't what it used to be.)
Cassie, it's a good thing I don't know you in real life, because I'd take that as my new mission... to see how many times I could get you to pee a little bit from laughing.
ReplyDeleteI saw this thing on the discovery channel or some shit, basically source unknown.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, in some country, ethiopia, nigeria, fucking ballsack Idaho, they threw snakes into the crowd to disperse a riot.
That made my fucking night.
Sally,
ReplyDeleteThat would totally do it. Although it would probably draw a different crowd of PETA protesters. Then you'd have to throw some meat at them or something...
That is a great video, but well, there are some things, on some people, I would rather not see!
ReplyDeleteWhat?
ReplyDeleteThey put blocks over the naughty bits...
Did you get a look at some of those beer bellies?
ReplyDeleteBig ups to the LV. Representin' from the East side! Shout out to GatorD and B-money! Yo!
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff. Hope you're feeling better.
Cher:
ReplyDeleteFull manhood, in it's natural state! What?
Bagger:
Getting better every day. Still doing a lot of hacking and coughing, but my energy and concentration are back... probably owing to stopping the cold meds.