Director’s DVD
Commentary: This is a special Bonus Post because I don’t think I can keep
all this bottled up until my next post on Monday. Plus, it may well be talked
out by then and we’ll be onto the next outrage.
But holy crap, what a shit-show that was last night,
during what was supposed to be a political debate. And I’m not going to
entertain any “both-siderism” on this. The blame is squarely on the Clown in
Chief. He, alone, rendered this event unlistenable. I’d love to see the stats
on the number of people who turned it off in the first half-hour. But let’s
start at the beginning.
Even before the debate, you could see the Republicans
scrambling. It’s was like they suddenly realized that their year-long effort to
paint Joe Biden as a doddering, senile, brain-addled old man was about to come
crashing down. America was going to get to see him speak off the cuff, without the courtesy
of a dishonest Fox “News” edit. Fox disciples were bound to be shocked that
Biden actually could string a sentence or two together. So to combat the sight
of a coherent candidate, they began a whisper campaign that Biden needed to be
drug tested for performance-enhancing drugs. The Biden campaign, naturally,
refused.
Now, I don’t necessarily have a problem with pre-debate
drug testing as long as it applies to both sides. And I’d need someone
independent in there with Trump because if he can’t take his SATs himself, he’s
certainly not going to take his own drug test.
Then they pivoted to claiming Biden would be wearing an
earpiece, with someone telling him what to say. That ruse may fool the Trump
base, but most people should know that it’s not easy to repeat things coming in
your ear and repeat them in real-time as if they’re your own words. They,
again, demanded that Biden be tested, with someone coming in to examine his
ears. I’m sure they were told to go piss up a rope.
It’s clear that there’s nothing Republican media and
leadership won’t stoop to, to prop up their campaign of lies.
Eventually, the debate began and it was enough to make
you wish for more talk of piss tests and earpieces.
It was obvious that Trump’s strategy was to interrupt
Biden at every opportunity and throw in insults, lies, and side tangents, to
keep him from presenting a single coherent thought. Joe did as well as he could
be expected to. He did better than I would
have. I can’t believe he didn’t walk across the stage and start beating him
with his shoe. (Now that would have
made for great ratings.)
The result of this strategy was a clusterfuck of epic
proportions, where great stretches of time were wasted with two people talking
at once with no one understood. Reasonable people want to hear what both
candidates have to offer. If I wanted to listen to a cacophony of lies,
whining, name-calling, and exaggeration, I would have locked myself in a room
full of 5-year olds.
I know they won’t change the agreed-upon debate rules,
but Production really needs the ability to cut off the mics. That would solve
the biggest problem with debate-watching. While Trump is by far the biggest
violator of other people’s time, it was a problem at the Democratic primary
debates as well.
They should turn off every other mic when one person is
delivering their dedicated 2-minute statement or 1-minute rebuttal. Anyone that
interrupts causes 30 seconds to be added to the interuptee’s time. At least we’d
be able to get a clearer picture of who stands for what.
Or maybe leave the mics on but activate trapdoors under
the candidates. Something’s got to give. All we get from this mess are headaches.
Monty Python’s “Argument Clinic” featured better debate than
this.
So I didn’t have any problem with Joe getting a little
irritated and throwing some elbows himself.
“Will you shut up,
man?”
That’s putting it mildly. And I did like his referring to
Trump as “this clown.” The thing is,
Biden couldn’t take the “high road” completely or else he’d come off as a
pushover. He had to be able to stand up to the blowhard. He should have just
gone with the “Gambino Defense,” and said, “Everything
that guy said was bullshit. Thank you.”
“This time, I’ll allow it.”
I think he lost a big opportunity to pin the Republicans
down over their decision to speed through the SCOTUS nomination. Biden
basically parroted the GOP talking points from 2016. That’s not really the
issue. If the Democrats had been able to get the Garland nomination heard, I
wouldn’t have a problem with the GOP doing the same now. The argument about how
the “people need to be heard” was invalid then and now. The people were heard
during the elections. Two decisive elections said that Obama should place
Merrick Garland on the bench. Trump eventually pointed out that he’s the
president and he gets to have his nomination. And that’s true.
The real issue is the Gumby Theater put on by the
Republican Senate in 2016 and then saying the opposite now. Joe needed to point
out that the Republicans changed the rules to suit their needs. They “created”
this precedent and then reversed it once the opposition expected it to be
followed.
As I mentioned in my last post, the GOP will say whatever it takes to get
what they want, and then pivot to say the opposite as soon as it suits their
needs. They literally stand for nothing. Anything they say can and will be used
against YOU in a court of law.
But otherwise, I thought he acquitted himself pretty
well. When Trump unleashes that “firehose of lies,” it’s hard to even know
where to start. And he just went from one outrage to another. I felt bad for
the fact-checkers. I bet they’re still soaking their swollen fingers.
I’m especially angered by Trump’s promotion of “poll
watchers,” and how he has the nerve to complain about how they’re not being let
into the polling stations in some areas. I say, GOOD! These people have no
business hanging around the polls. They’re only there to intimidate minorities
into leaving without casting a vote. It’s not like they can insinuate
themselves into the check-in process, they have zero rights in that respect. So
what are the criteria for challenging a vote? All they can go on is race and
for Republicans, that’s enough. These creeps need to be given the bum’s rush
out of there.
And then there was the Disavowal That Wasn’t. When given
the chance to condemn white supremacists, Trump backpedaled and redirected. He
acted as if it were some kind of magic phrase he needed to say to get him off
the hot seat. It sounded to me like a bad boyfriend trying to get out of the
doghouse with his girl… “Just tell me
what to say, baby, and I’ll say it.” He sounded as if he were going to be
just as sincere. The words would have rung as hollow as his soul.
But it turned that out he never said the words at all,
telling the “Proud Boyz” to “stand back
and stand by.” They sure got the message, too. Social media threads were
rife with the celebration of their validation. He’s not even dog-whistling
anymore, he’s sky-writing.
If this kind of hate speech doesn’t disgust independents,
I don’t know what else will. And then our nation is truly in jeopardy.
As desperately as I wanted to go to bed as soon as this dumpster
fire was over, I knew I’d toss and turn, replaying the aggravating parts in my
head. I had to watch an episode of “Dexter”* just to feel clean again.
*OK, it was actually a rerun of “Modern Family.” Using “Dexter”
was funnier.