Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The Birth of the Terrible Road Trip

When I was growing up, the game when the Steelers visited Cleveland was the biggest one of the year because given our proximity, living 2 hours away in Toledo, we made a tradition of taking a road trip to the game.

The first year we went, 1979, it was a small affair. My Dad took me and my brother and sister. We drove out, went to the game, then drove home. This is still the most memorable of the games we went to, because the Steelers won that one 51-35. The game featured 2 long runs, one by Franco and one by Rocky, right into our end zone.

We had such a good time, we decided to make it an annual event, and hey, why not take some friends? This time period coincided with the emergence of The Barn and we were busily infecting our neighborhood friends’ minds with Steeler-mania.

We started by bringing a couple of the neighbor girls to the game in 1980. By 1985, Dad was ordering 30 tickets from the Browns ticket office. He’d phone in his order on the day they went on sale and with a seating capacity of over 77,000 people in that butthole of a stadium, he never had a problem getting however many he wanted. It also helped that back then, they were only about $20 a pop. Granted, the seats were usually lousy… low in the end zone… but hey, we were in the house.

Now, going to the game was fun, but the Saturday before became what the weekend was all about.

Black and Gold Star Hotel
The second year we went out, Dad decided we should go on Saturday and stay at the Marriott on I-71. Nice rooms, nice pool and whirlpool, and convenient freeway access. What we didn’t know until we got there was that the Steelers themselves stayed there too. Consequently, the place was jammed packed with Steelers fans. And remember who was playing for the Steelers back then… All the legends were there… Swanny, Stallworth, Bradshaw, Franco, Rocky, Lambert, Ham… You couldn’t turn around without running into a Hall of Famer.

Around Pittsburgh, this might not be a big deal.  But this was 1980 and we lived in northwest Ohio.  We never got to see these guys at places like store openings or around town.  It was a luxury if we could see them on TV.  Seeing these guys up close was a very big deal to us.

Through the years, we got our act down to a science. Our convoy would roll in Saturday afternoon and we’d check in, requesting adjoining rooms where possible. Once in the rooms, the first order of business would be to ice down the 8-10 case of beer we’d bring.

We found that the bathtub was best for this. Here’s a tip if you ever find yourself in such a situation: First, forget about using the tiny little ice bucket. Grab trash cans. Then raid the ice machines one floor above and one floor down. That way, you still have ice for screwdrivers at the tailgate on Sunday morning. You then lay down one layer of beer bottles, then a layer of ice, another layer of bottles, and so forth until you have this:

Obviously, no one would be showering in this bathroom. Room occupants would use the shower in the adjoining room, if need be.

Once the beer was iced, we’d get into our swimsuits and go take over the pool area. The Marriott had a great pool, with big glass windows dividing it from an entrance hallway. It was so cool, during those December games, to be in there swimming and looking at the snow blowing outside.

Eventually, the Steelers bus would appear and we could see them getting their room keys from the pool area. One year, they had the table set up right in front of the pool window/wall. Each player had a little card on the table with his room number. Which we could see. Man, we got a lot of autographs THAT year… And Marriott never set up like that again.

One year, we actually had rooms on the same floors that the Steelers did. They were restricting access to the players’ floors by then, but they had to let us in, obviously. I remember my sister took a used fork from Lynn Swann’s room service tray after he set it outside. She kept it in a baggie for years after, I think.

So after the Steelers bus arrived, we would all set out to look for players to get pictures and autographs. I didn’t really autograph hunt that much… I figured I was too grown for that, but I did take pictures where I could. Now my brother, he was the Autograph Master. He’d have a big stack of Sports Illustrateds and Steelers Digests under his arm and upon spotting a player, could always pull something out with their picture on the cover.

The elevators were a great place to player-watch. Plus, if you jumped in the elevator right before the doors closed like my brother did when a player got on, you’d have a slam dunk autograph opportunity.
Art Rooney Sr. was still around back then and was always willing to sign for the kids, even to the point of aggravating his son Dan. One time he was signing for a little group of kids, with Dan Rooney, his wife, Coach Chuck Noll and his wife waiting for him so they could go have dinner. Dan called to him to get a move-on, but The Chief wouldn’t budge until he’d signed for everyone.

 No one hurries The Chief.

A Quick Detour
In September of 1981, my Dad took us out of school for a couple days to go with him down to Miami. He had business, but there just happened to be a Steelers Thursday night game against the Dolphins. Again, we stayed in the same hotel as the Steelers. (Amazingly, back then you could just call the Steelers office and they would tell you where they were staying. Try that nowadays…)

For this hotel trip, all the Steelers were there, but practically no other Steelers fans. We basically had the whole team to ourselves. The Steelers were just lying around the pool outside, hanging out.
My brother approached one klatch of players, Bennie Cunningham, John Stallworth, Donnie Shell and Mel Blount. He asked, “Could I please take your picture?”

Bennie said, “Knock yourself out, baby.”   This is what he got:

Sometime that afternoon, we struck up a conversation with punter Craig Colquitt and rookie kicker Dave Trout. We told them about how much different the scene in Cleveland was and said we’d see them there.

Back to Cleveland
So that November, there we were in the Cleveland Marriott, and there was Colquitt and Trout again. My dad finagled an invitation to come up to their room to hang out, so up we went, about a dozen of us crammed into the players’ room.

Colquitt standing to the left, Trout in the gold sweatshirt. Love the old instamatic C110 camera!

They were very patient and very gracious, but I’m sure they were glad to see us go. Later, my dad started calling up to other players’ rooms, saying, “But we were just up in Colquitt’s room…” No one else bit on that, though.

Once it got to be evening, we all headed to the hotel’s bar. They always had either a DJ and dance floor, or a band playing. Dad was very proficient at getting lots of underage kids into the place too. “This is my daughter,” he’d say as he breezed another one through the doors. The youngsters weren’t drinking in there anyway, (there was more than enough beer in the room), but we and the other Steelers fans that had taken over the place laughed and chanted and danced the night away.

We’d usually have at it until the wee hours and just before we wore ourselves out, we’d walk next door to the Denny’s beside the hotel. God, that was just perfect! Nothing like that late night Grand Slam breakfast before bed. Then we’d retire to our rooms and collapse in beds, on floors, couches, pretty much any horizontal surface.

The next morning, always too early, we’d muster to watch the Steelers get on the bus. It was the last chance to wish our heroes well. People would line the hallway leading to the side door where the busses were, pressing forward as the players walked by. Except for Lambert. When Jack Lambert went by with his gameface on, everyone just stayed back and went, “Have a nice game, Mr. Lambert.” Jack was always primed for the Browns game.

Jack and his game-face.

He was also a stickler for manners. Woe be to the kid that said to him, “Gimme your autograph,” or “hey, sign this.”

Jack would bark, “I will NOT. Until you ask me politely.”

Kid would stammer, “Could I have your autograph, please?”

Jack would say, “Yes you may,” and sign away. 

That’s my brother getting Jack’s autograph when we were in Miami. Love the butt hanging out of Jack's mouth.

In the early years, we’d tailgate down at the Stadium parking lot. And it was always miserable out on Steelers/Browns day. Rain, sleet, snow, freezing rain… if it wasn’t ugly, it wasn’t Cleveland.

Posing in front of Cleveland Municipal Butthole Stadium

In later years, (early 90’s) we started tailgating in the Marriott parking lot. Was much easier that way, and we’d have that ice for our screwdrivers. Geez, Dad used to make them in these 32 oz. paper cups. That woke your ass up in a hurry. We’d grill and drink and throw the ball around, then take the subway down to the stadium.

We usually sat low in the closed end zone. Sometimes we’d be far enough back to be under the overhang, but other times not. The problem with sitting so low is that you have no perspective on the action. A play could gain 2 yards or 15, and you just couldn’t tell until they posted the yard line on the scoreboard. And remember, this was before the giant replay scoreboards. All you had to watch was the actual game.

Lambert brings his defense onto the field.

We had seats in the open end zone once, back before it became the Dawg Pound. It was still pretty rough though, even then. You also had to be careful not to go into the rest rooms alone. People got jumped in there or on the concourses all the time. I could go on about the various indignities that went with a Cleveland game but I pretty much covered it in my I Hate the Ravens (that used to be the Browns) post.

Even during day games, it was always dark in Cleveland.  Look at those crappy seats.

Sneaking liquor into the game was always a fun pastime. For the late year games, we always brought brandy in little plastic hip flasks. They searched you coming in, but if you put the flask down the front of your pants, they never checked there. Dad had the greatest trick of all… his Bar-Noculars. In other words, it was a 2-sided flask that looked like a pair of binoculars. Each eye piece screwed off and the booze was inside the core. He’d walk right up to the frisker with what looked like 2 sets of binoculars around his neck (1 real pair), put his arms out and just smile.

One particularly raw day, I killed one of the flasks of brandy by myself. I tried to share around, but no one else wanted any. I nursed it all game and never felt the slightest bit drunk. I never had to pee, so I never moved the whole game. So when the game was over and I got up to leave… whoa Nelly…

Once my blood started moving all that alcohol around, I was in serious trouble. I barely made it out to the car. I sat there in the passenger seat, just kind of head bobbing. It was like the world kept flipping up and up and up. Dad asked me if I was OK. I said I thought my vertical hold was busted. (Those of you that remember the old TVs will get that reference.) But at least I made it home without hurling. But that was a rough ride. But the lesson was learned no hoggin’ the flask!

There are so many more Cleveland stories; way more than I can tell here. Perhaps I can pull more out in the future, but for now, let me just leave you with some more pictures…

Franco and Mean Joe Greene:  Too much Hall of Fame for one hallway.

Rocky Blier.  There's no describing the awe in peoples voices when the Rock walked by.  "Fighting Back".  Enough said.

Mel Blount entertains the girls.

Coach Chuck Noll, being cool.

Former QB and current commentator Mark Malone entertains some other girls.


Cher Duncombe said...

Wow, great stories and photos! This was a buffet of memories well-served. Most of us would never have seen some of the "greats" in such candid shots. This is a powerhouse of memorablia. Thanks so much for sharing it with us.

bluzdude said...

I'd never seen such big guys in my life, especially the linemen... they had arms like legs. And to think how much bigger players are now...

But like I said at the outset, back then, there was no NFL coverage near like it is now, with all-sports channels and the internet. These guys were basically mysteries to us, who we only saw occasionally on Sundays, doing fantastic things. Seeing them up close and interacting with them was mind blowing to us.

CrackerLilo said...

Oh, *wow*. That would have to have been so amazing. You did an awesome job capturing it in words and pictures.

Love Jack Lambert's approach to teaching manners! Not to mention you and your dad's time-tested tips on cooling down beer and sneaking in liquor.

Anonymous said...

What great memories. And not just one, but year after year. How different the NFL was back then... before it became a corporation. Before it was a game played by millionaires. It was more like a college football atmosphere.

Dorothy said...

Oh the clothes (outfits) are all a stitch and the memories are wonderful. What a great drive down memory lane for me I'm in Buffalo Bills territory and our town is very much like your town. Great Post...

Dorothy from gralmmology

bluzdude said...

Yes, Jack did not put up with any foolishness, and not surprisingly, he didn't get very much of it.

Yes, the atmosphere was incredible... was very college-like. Rambling around the Marriott like that, if you were wearing Black and Gold, you were sucked into one party after another. "Hey, you out there in the hall... you want an Iron?"

First, thank you for coming and commenting! And OMG, the fashion atrocities were spread far and wide, especially as compared to now.

I do miss wearing actual shorts though, like the players were wearing by the pool... I just don't see the point of wearing "shorts" that go down past one's knees. Might as well just wear long pants.

Like I always say, with legs that look this good, it's a cryin' shame to cover them up. ;)

JennyMac said...

besides the freeze factor of fball games with ice on the field, your pics are a-ma-zing. I grew up with a football dad (who also coached on the side) and know many of those names. Except Mel Blount who looks like a GIANT in that pic. Love the memories.

bluzdude said...

Well, Mel was 6'4", which was big for a cornerback, but in all fairness, the girl standing on the left was about 4'11", so he looks all the bigger. Mel Blount was the reason for the "5-yard chuck" rule, when it was created in the early 80's. He was brutal on the receivers as they were running down the field.

Katie @ Can't Get There said...

Dude, what awesome football memories! Guess living in Ohio has *some* advantages. :)

Cher Duncombe said...

All right, bluzdude. Just where was your mojo yesterday? How the mighty have fallen.

Mary Ann said...

"Those were the daze,my Friend." Indeed. And the nights were pretty ok too. You need to do a bit on the Bouncers who loved their work, did it with smiles.
Good brandy paralysis tale. A lesson on sharing along with Lambert on manners.
Great Group Picture in front of the stadium (?) with Brill in the middle grabbing his crotch. Intentional, I'm sure.