Thursday, January 23, 2014

Bubba, Cooter and Gomer

I don't have anything interesting to say tonight (that I can get in before the Penguins game starts), so here's a joke:

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer.

The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunt camp.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't  Bubba."

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So then  he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.

Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
Roll him over..."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't  Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well,  Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.

"Yup, we ain't never seen'em, but everybody used to say: 'Here come Bubba with them two assholes.'"

11 comments:

  1. Great laugh to start the morning. Read it out loud to the hubby who is still laughing. Also I have to refer everyone I know to this link which is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. I was crying by time I finished reading as has everyone else who I have sent it to. Now that is some kind of build up but it won't disappoint. http://themetapicture.com/dear-neighbor/

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    1. I saw that, I forget where, a couple days ago. Dude was really playing that guy hard. That’s a guy I want to hang out with at the neighborhood barbeque.

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  2. GOOD SHOW! And Original. Never before heard by humans. Gives new meaning to TGIF!

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    1. Well, I don’t know how “original”… Dad’s sent that one around to his email cronies about 3 times now. Still cracks me up though…

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  3. Not one of his email cronies...but still laugh.

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  4. OMG. I uncontrollably laughed at that. And no, I'm not even drinking.

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    1. That's the benefit to having such young readers... All the old jokes are new, because they haven't heard them before...

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  5. That jokes as OLD as Jr., you & me!!!! If you die everyone will be checking......

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    1. But hardly anyone back home knows me, not like you and Jr. I would be the asshole… so the punchline would be, They musta been Siamese twins, because they share an asshole. People always said, “Here come John and Rik with that one asshole”.

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    1. I consider you in the same league as Cassie… too young to have seen such an old joke. In fact, I should publish a whole book of jokes, and market it solely to the under-30 crowd.

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