Monday, April 20, 2020

The Coronavirus Roundup


Did you get your $1200 check yet? Man, wouldn’t it figure that Trump would hold up the whole production line just to get his name on those checks? And he can’t even have them put in the “From” line; he’s been reduced to a memo. Can’t wait until that time when he’s merely an afterthought.

I’m surprised he let the direct deposits go out at all because there’s no way for him to attach his brand to them. That’s all this is, you know. Branding… the art of smearing your name all over everything, which is what he’s supposed to be a master at. It must work though. Just look at our world. My kingdom for a public surface that doesn’t have a brand scrawled across it.

I’m surprised there hasn’t been a company to pay people to put their logos in their rooftops, for the benefit of airplane passengers and Google Satellite hits. And speaking of, I loved it when I heard there was some dude near the Milwaukee airport who wrote in huge letters on his barn roof, “WELCOME TO CLEVELAND!” just to screw with people. I wish I’d thought of that back when my family lived in an old farmhouse with a barn, near an airport. (And I guarantee if I’d have pitched the idea to my Dad, he’s have been down with it. Dad loves to screw with people, which is no doubt where I got it.)

Pass the KY
I knew it, and I swear I wrote it down somewhere, (that I can’t find) that if Mitch McConnell were to find himself in a tight re-election race, the fix would come in. As we have it, he is running neck and neck with a Democratic challenger and what do we have here? Kentucky just passed a Voter ID law, with an override of the governor’s veto. Now Kentuckians need a government-issued ID to vote.

So that leaves seven months to get one right? WRONG! Kentucky DMV offices are closed due to the pandemic. And I bet most stay closed until the second week of November. Any that open before that will be in affluent areas. If you just moved to Lexington, you’re S.O.L. This is Republican malfeasance at its worst and most cynical. As the Vox article I linked above stated, “the primary form of voter fraud addressed by these laws, impersonation fraud at the polls, is only slightly more common than unicorns.”

Any election law should err on the side of guaranteeing people their chance to vote.

It’s funny how the people who protest and bitch about any perceived assault on their “liberty” take a pass on this issue, where one political party passes laws intended to hinder their opposition from executing their constitutionally-given right to vote. I’m pretty sure if it was the other way around, these “Liberty” people would be back in the streets.

Taking Liberties
Isn’t it funny how conservative news outlets and political mouthpieces are always getting people ginned up about assaults on amorphous things like “liberty” and “freedom?” There’s a reason for that… it’s cheap. It costs them nothing to get people wound up about perceived affronts so that they can be used for political purposes and pursuit of power.

You’ve seen those assholes on TV protesting state offices for daring to “infringe upon their liberty” as a result of the Stay-at-Home orders placed to keep them from dying and taking others with them. I only hope they find a way to use all that extra “liberty” they gained to help them breathe after they pick up The ‘Rona.

I say the state should demand a Government ID to stage these protests. If you’re going to block hospitals and keep medical staff from doing their jobs, then let people know who you are! Then when they inevitably show up at the hospital, they can be shown right to their own private sleeping bag… in an alley behind the hospital dumpster, where they belong.

Just goes to show what I’ve been saying for years. Republicans lack empathy. They seem incapable of viewing the world in any way other than “Me first.” You want to be a rugged individualist? Go fight the alley rats for scraps. Making decisions based on what’s best for the community is a foreign concept, especially if it comes at a personal inconvenience.

It’s 4th and Long
I’m kind of surprise the Republicans are fighting this hard to stay in power. It would probably be better for them if they just punted on this election cycle and let Biden and the Dems get tasked with putting the country back together.

Then they can sit on the sidelines like they did during the Obama years, obstruct every effort and then carp about how everything isn’t fixed yet and OMG look at the deficit!

We’re going to hear about that A LOT, once the Democrats are in charge. They didn’t give so much as a whimper when this administration ran the debt up out of sight, and that was BEFORE the coronavirus spending.

So when the Democrats want to rebuild the governmental infrastructure at places like the EPA and CFPB, the GOP will cry “poor” and try to kibosh the whole thing, “for the future of our children,” or some shit. Same with spending money on actual physical infrastructure. They had two unfettered years where they could have come up with any number of bills to address crumbling roads, bridges, tunnels, railways, dams, and whatnot. But they didn’t produce a single bill to address infrastructure. Couldn’t afford it after that big tax cut for the 1%. Also, they don’t care. They know the helipads are in good shape.

Phil the Burn
Did you see Dr. Phil step in it last week? Look at this:

I know others have dissected this, but I did too and have had to sit on it for a week. I’ll not be penalized for only posting on Mondays!

What we have here is a simple apples to oranges fallacy, the kind Fox “News” likes to use so much. The thing here is that none of these other comparisons involve a contagion (for which there is no vaccine). Auto accident mortality is addressed and mitigated in a number of ways, like with seat belts, speed limits, vehicle safety features, etc. Cigarettes are already a taboo and there are many laws regulating where they can be smoked, with an eye toward removing the danger to the non-smoking citizens.

The thing with pool deaths; I heard his numbers are way off, but that’s beside the point. Someone drowning or cracking his head off the diving board isn’t going to hurt anyone else.

This coronavirus is a new threat and we just don’t have the tools to fight it yet, other than the prevention of transmission, or social distancing. So we can either keep everything open, run willy-nilly all about the country, and then lose millions of American lives.

Dr. Phil should know better, but it seems he’s turned into another shill for the corporate overlords, who want their next quarter earnings statement turned around, now.

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
On the other hand, it’s not been ALL doom and gloom.

Sweetpea was talking to someone in the neighborhood while out walking our dog. She mentioned how she hadn’t seen a pack of toilet paper in any store since the middle of March. She said we weren’t out yet but it was becoming a growing concern. Our neighbor said she’d be on the lookout.

Cut to later that week, when we got a knock on the door. It was our neighbor, bearing a big 12-pack of TP. Wouldn’t take a dime for it. Not bad for a “rat-infested mess” of a neighborhood.

In other news, we tackled some true “quality of life” issues over the weekend. First, we brought order to our plastic-ware cabinet. I swear, it’s taken me 10 minutes, sometimes, just to find a container and the correct lid. So after taking out every piece, matching up lids to containers and tossing the leftover pieces, our Tupper-jungle looks like this:


Then after feeling the heady rush of accomplishment, we tackled the dreaded Plastic Bag Cabinet. We had our work cut out for us, believe me.

I didn’t know I married a Bag Lady!

I always considered myself to be pretty stubborn, but my babeh is right up there with me. She went through all of these bags, one by one, and sorted them out. Ones with holes were “Recycle” vs. those without holes were “Save for Re-use.” Our re-use is like 2% small trash can liners and 98% doggy doot bags. You don’t want holes in bags you’re going to use for poop clean up, hence all the sorting.

And when you have a 90-lb eating machine for a dog, you can’t have too many doot bags. Although I can see that once all the localities ban plastic bags, people with dogs will be hoarding them like toilet paper.

Happy 4/20 Day!

9 comments:

  1. We used to be overrun with those plastic bags. I used to recycle them at the local grocery store but found out it was a sham. One of the baggers is tasked with emptying the recycle bin for bags into the big dumpster out back. They haven't actually recycled any bags for years. Now it is feel-good eye candy.

    Too substantial to toss but, usually, too flimsy to use for much. So the bags built up.

    Then we found out the local free vet clinic uses those bags, double bagged for strength, to hand out donated pet food. So we now cull out the ones with big holes and donate the rest to the vet care for the poor and homeless. They love them, we have freed up space getting rid of them, and they are, really and truly, being recycled.

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    1. "Too substantial to toss but, usually, too flimsy to use for much. So the bags built up."

      That's exactly right. They feel like they should be reused and I hate the thought of them sitting in a landfill forever. I hope your experience is limited to that grocery store, otherwise, that's just outrageous.

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  2. We are all (we sane ones) on the same wavelength. I did this last evening with all my "Tupperware, gladware and other wares" lids and missing bottoms and bags. I purged, I concurred and I now have nothing. I need to buy a few but the way we are eating we sure don't need them for leftovers for long. :-)

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    1. At least our excessive plastic-ware use reduces our reliance on foil.

      But it's nice, now, not to have to spend 10 minutes looking for the correct sized container and corresponding lid.

      As for the bags, another week and we'll be in the same boat again. I swear those things multiply on their own. America won't be brought down by COVID-19, it'll be plastic bags that become sentient and suffocate us in our sleep!

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  3. I just read someplace that one organic cotton reusable bag uses the resources required to make 7000 plastic bags. Not very Eco friendly. And that's just to make it. This doesn't count the maintenance over the life of the reusable bag.

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    1. Sounds like you read someplace from an oil-industry info-plant, the industry that produces plastic bags.

      As far as eco-friendly, you don't see the reusable bags hanging from trees, blowing along roadsides or floating down creeks.

      We currently have a mish-mash of various bags; I don't think a one of them are "organic cotton."

      "Maintenance over the life of the bag?" What, we have to take them in for oil changes and tuneups?

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    2. https://phys.org/news/2018-08-reuse-bags.html
      https://www.npr.org/2019/05/08/721542495/the-problem-with-banning-plastic-bags
      https://stanfordmag.org/contents/paper-plastic-or-reusable
      https://theweek.com/speedreads/834220/cloth-bags-are-actually-way-worse-environment-than-plastic-ones

      So there are a few articles. And the number changed from 7000 to '131 to 20,000' depending on the type of bag.

      Maintenance would be washing the bag after every use because of e coli.

      And I don't doubt the 20,000 number came from the oil industry. But I would never remember to wash the cotton bags all the time let alone remember to take them with me.

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  4. I gotta tackle the bag thing first because I've been guilty of the pile-up.(lol) But I saw a really good craft trick a few years ago, and now I stuff them in paper towel rolls that I've covered in decorative washi tape. Aren't you proud of me? I sell things at Facebook and Marketplace yard sales so I have to keep bags around.Kudos on the Tupperware organization project. Hubby bravely went into the bottom of the cabinet the other day and I heard this loud crash along with a lot of cursing.(lol) You already know I couldn't stop giggling, but that was also a great way for him to get those pots and pans AND the lids in some semblance of order, and I was doing the happy dance. I watch a lot of Youtube, and you'd be surprised how many well known people have these ideas that are quite unique and maybe not as sympathetic as the masses when it comes to the Covid-19 Virus. Some have tried to apologize, others could care less. Kudos to such a kind, kind neighbor, and now I know where to go when I need some TP. Sending more socially distant hugs to you and Sweetpea. RO

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    1. I've seen other things around that are supposed to hold plastic bags, but they all look so insubstantial... like we'd need 5 or 6 of them to get the job done.

      The plastic-ware culling was a big success. Now I can go into the cabinet and come out with the right container and correct lid in under a minute. Much easier on the knees now.

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