Monday, October 31, 2011

Happy Halloween

A lot of people seem to be doing their Halloween stories but unfortunately for me, I told every good Halloween story I have back in 2009.  

On the bright side, I bet you weren't following me then, were you?  If not, then this post, Hallowed Weiners will be as new to you as it would if I'd written it today.

Happy Halloween to you, and don't let the little bastards egg your house!
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Unapologetically Mundane said...

How is that a fail?! I can't imagine a bigger win.

bluzdude said...

Failblog also has a "Win" category. If this wasn't in it, it should have been. Again, I only wish that I had thought of it first.

Cassie said...

Where the crap was my comment on that old blog?! I was following you then. BECAUSE I WAS AWESOME.

Mae said...

Uncle Blog Bluz:

That picture is going to give me nightmares. I should probably make sure to wake up every hour to remind my Mom of such things.

(I couldn't resist. -Cassie)

bluzdude said...

Cassandre, I'll have you know that I get an email of every comment that's placed here, and I've kept every single one of them. Just to make sure your comment didn't get "eaten" by Blogger, I went back into my archives to check. You may have been all awesome for following me back then, but you did not see fit to comment on that post.

But I forgive you because you were probably busy feeding, changing or conceiving a baby, or saving lives at a hospital. I've long gotten over my abandonment issues from that post.

And Mae... Your mommy shouldn't have let you see such a disturbing picture. You have every right to wake her up every hour tonight. It could have warped your precious little mind.

By the way, did you know your mommy was the inspiration for Ellen Ripley?

Judie said...

Geez! I'm glad Keil didn't see this before he started carving our pumpkin! He carved one for his department at work, for a contest, and I posted it on my blog in my Black Hole post. Then he carved one for us last night, and it is on my left side-bar.

If I had been reading you way back then, I surely would have commented!

Your Hot Arizona Auntie

sherry stanfa-stanley said...

I was certain I commented on this the other day... but apparently it was playing tricks on me and didn't post.

I'm sure I said something really clever too. I think it had to do with that long hair of yours in the Joan Jett photo...

bluzdude said...

I'll add one clever tally to my commenters spreadsheet. I trust you. And I had great hair in the 80s... it's just that it was all on the back and sides.

Joan totally wanted me.

Mrs. Bachelor Girl said...

I'm sure a fine, upstanding young man such as yourself never ever egged, TPed or sullied his fellow man's doorstep with dog poo, right?

bluzdude said...

Nope, never egged, never TP'd. Worst I ever did was steal pumpkins. And we almost got shot at in the process. So... lesson learned.