Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Kick Prince Albert in the Can

LA Angel Albert Pujols hit his 500th home run last night and what should have been a celebratory situation ended up with some hard feelings.

The home run ball was caught by Air Force Sgt. Tom Sherrill, who turned the ball over to team officials in return for “whatever they thought was fair.”  That’s where perceptions of value apparently differ.

Milestone baseballs like this can be sold for hundreds of thousands of dollars.  The team gave the guy an Angels cap and the promise of 4 complimentary tickets to a future game.

Unless those seats are in (late owner) Gene Autry’s luxury box, in heaven, I think the guy got screwed.  It’s not like the Angels, or Pujols can’t afford it.  Pujols and two other teammates have 9-figure deals with the team, so it’s not like they couldn’t grease the good Sergeant a little better than they did.  I guess he shouldn’t have made the terms so ambiguous.

Other teams in similar circumstances have provided signed bats, jerseys, and hats, tickets, or meetings with the player involved.  Those are the kind of things that don’t really cost the team all that much, but can be highly valued by the fan.

Seeing this story makes me, a person keenly interested in sports memorabilia in general and game-used baseballs in particular, wonder what I would have done.

I suppose a lot would depend on whose milestone ball I caught… was it someone of whom I was a fan, or just another big hitter with whom I have no connection.  In other words, if the guy isn’t a Pirate, an Oriole, or a universally-loved superstar, I might not care too much.  I’d probably try to figure out what options would best work in my favor.

What I don’t think Sarge realized was that he held all the leverage.  I say; if the player or team wants the milestone ball, make me a compelling offer.  I would totally haggle with the team representative.

Let’s say I catch (on ricochet off the upper deck facing or grab from under a seat) a milestone ball hit by the Orioles’ Chris Davis or Pirates’ Andrew McCutchen.  My first ask would be an autographed game jersey and hat.  Definitely some high-quality tickets to another game.  And I would like to present the ball to the player myself.  (In other words, get to meet the guy, congratulate him, and probably get a picture.)

If the team or player balked, I’d be perfectly happy to keep the ball on my bookshelf with my other “trophies,” like the foul ball I caught at Camden Yards five years ago. 

 Then if the market was right, maybe I’d sell it for some long green.  Some players like to keep their memorabilia; others don’t care.  So I’d make either case work for me.

Now if I obtained the ball from a player from the opposing team, about whom I didn’t really care, I probably wouldn’t hold out for meeting the player.  If it was a future Hall of Famer and class guy like Derek Jeter, I’d ask, but still settle for a hat and jersey, maybe a signed bat.  And again, if I didn’t like the deal, I’d go home with the ball and explore my options.

The team would be crazy not to meet my requests.  Look how much bad press the Angels are getting over the Pujols ball right now. 

The one thing I definitely wouldn’t do is hand the ball to some kid, who would probably chuck it back onto the field.

It occurs to me that this would be an excellent opportunity to make fun of the whole process.   How asking for some non-traditional perks, with great opportunity for hijinks:
  • Be bat boy for a game.  Then show up in a cape and mask.
  • Pick the walk-up music for each batter and make it wildly inappropriate. (Salsa for the white guys, rap for the Latin guys, Pat Boone for the black guys.)  (Nah, I’m kidding.  Pat Boone for everyone.)
  • Ask for an invite to spring training, for a tryout.  Show up in football gear.
  • Be the PA announcer for one inning, and mispronounce everyone’s name.  Even names like “Adam Jones.”
  • Throw out the first pitch, and chuck it into the dugout.
  • Be one of the racing characters on the field, (if the team has those) and run straight into the outfield wall and fall flat.  Stay there until they come to drag you off.
So, all kidding aside, am I just another greedy pig?  I don’t see it that way.  No matter how much I ask in return for the ball, it’s essentially chump change to the players and the team.  Superstar doesn’t get his trophy?  I’m sure he’ll still live happily ever after with his multi-million dollar salary and lifetime of perks. 

 Actually, I’d be stone cold stupid not to sell the ball outright.  Choosing some autographed swag versus selling the ball for between one and several years’ salary?  Not exactly shrewd, is it? 

Of course, I’d just blow my earnings on game jerseys, bacon cheeseburgers and beer, anyway.


  1. Playing out your requests looks like more fun than the game
    Consider how cool you'd look wearing your "autographed swag" while eating a bacon cheeseburger and drinking a Bud..

    1. It’s always fun to schmooze with the rich and famous.

  2. Label: Things that piss me off.

    I'll add gasoline to the fire:

    1. I saw the same kind of thing happen… it’s in my post I linked to earlier. Player tossed a ball to a kid at the outfield wall, some college-aged dude cut in front of the little kid, caught the ball, looked around and then sprinted back up the stairs and out of the lower bowl. (Player through the little kid another ball.)

      At least the dude in Baltimore knew what he did was wrong, and bolted. The guy in your video looks pretty proud of himself.

  3. I have no doubt you would haggle them to death. Seriously, why aren't you a lawyer already? You could have gone into sports law and ended up as one of the O's agents. Calling . . . missed.

    1. Yeah, I’d be the Cousin Vinnie of sports agency. Just go in there and argue with them until they give in.

  4. A hat and four tickets? That's what, $200 retail? I guess it just doesn't pay to do the right thing anymore. I'm no Pujols fan but I would have asked for almost everything you did -- except I'd want an autographed bat instead of a hat. Maybe a tour of the stadium or something. And i'd definitely want to meet the guy - unless I absolutely despised him (like A-Rod)

    I lol'ed at your non-traditional perk ideas. Mixing up the music would be a trip. Would you use the same Pat Boone song over and over, or different songs for every player?

    1. Agreed. If it was a guy I didn't like, (A-Rod), I'd try to take them for everything I could get.

      No, I wouldn't use Pat Boone for everyone... there are too many other delicious options to choose from. Justin Bieber comes to mind... Muskrat Love... Tiny Dancer...

      I remember once when a ballpark sound guy got in trouble though... When Rafael Palmiero was doing Viagra commercials, when he came up to bat, the sound guy played "Pop Goes the Weasel."


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